scarlet-claire:

parker-cross:

scarlet-claire:

I didn’t say to do it. I said to elaborate. You’ve got a mouth for a reason, so tell me, what do you mean, hm?

I’m gonna

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~beeep~~~~~~~~~~

That’s what I like to hear. Now come on, body cream and.. oh, even though we don’t need them, get some of those fancy condoms. You know, the ones that change temperature or like, the flavored ones~

The flavored ones, like from Juno?

lol

scarlet-claire:

It’s… a…..

toy store. Yeah. A toy store. 

Really?

i’mma lay down now, headache literally came back tho :c

peace bitches.

scarlet-claire:

boy—scout:

scarlet-claire:

parker-cross:

scarlet-claire:

parker-cross:

scarlet-claire:

I’m kidnapping you. Come on. We’re going somewhere! Lesssssgoooo!

PEOPLE WILL LOOK FOR ME

You’re going to looooooove this place, trust me! Get in the car, buckle up!

Oh my Gawwwwwwwwd, okay, okay. Buckled~

Okay, so have you ever seen those commercials like, late at night for that Adam and Eve store or whatever?

Um

no

You’re shitting me, right? You don’t know what Adam and Eve is? 

Um

no

junebug-renee:

boy—scout:

junebug-renee:

daringdaniel:

junebug-renee:

daringdaniel:

junebug-renee:

You just haven’t had time to hang out with the fun ones! You and I could always go out. If you haven’t toured, I’d love to show you around!

Are you asking me on a date?

A date? Oh, uh, no. Don’t guys usually do the asking out? I uh, I was just asking you… out. Ha.

Yeah, but you asked me, so I guess they don’t. Sure, I’d love to, June.

Well, it doesn’t have to be a date. We are friends, and friends do things together, aha. I can meet you somewhere? The monument in front of campus? 

Sure, why not. I’ll be there with a taxi before you know it.

Great! I’ll see you shortly. Bye for now!

I see a pretty blonde with wavy hair on her phone, but I’m pretty sure that can’t be you.

eli-vi-wi:

boy—scout:

I suppose. Very well, then. What would you like to drink?

I like my coffee with sugar and mocha, if you will. I don’t have my wallet with me right this moment.

That’s all right, no need to pay. It’s my treat, Mr. Violet. Here. 

clearascrystal-:

boy—scout:

clearascrystal-:

boy—scout:

clearascrystal-:

boy—scout:

I figure we should see the lions and tigers first. Start off big then end up small.

Lions ‘nd tigers ‘nd bears, oh mah~ S’get started on this safari, sign says lion’s’re that way.

Did you want some cotton candy, ice cream, anything?

They ‘ave frozen lemonade ‘ere, eh? Should try some with me, eh!

Frozen lemonade? You know that makes you more thirsty right?

Tastes damn good, eh, buy some for myself~ You want, eh?

Yeah, I’ll have one of those, actually!

amberandgems:

boy—scout:

amberandgems:

—bitcheslovepandas:

amberandgems:

—bitcheslovepandas:

amberandgems:

I know, I was just asking. But, that’s nice. At least there’s meaning behind it, y’know? Now you have a story to tell when people ask about it. That’s the best part!

Guess s’a good thing, hah. But what isn’t ‘s the fact I can’t remember a damn thing from last night.

How come?

Miiighta gotten drunk with Crys, eh.

I bet Romeo isn’t too happy about that, ha. You and Crystal, I take it you’re friends again? That’s good, you know. That you two could work through whatever it was you were going through. 

Yeah, we been friends, ha. Where you been? 

Living under a rock? I don’t keep up with your personal life much anymore. It’s not really my business. Are you going to their wedding?

Ouch, stung li’ a bee ri’ then. Ehh, I think m’on blacklist. You know how Romeo ain’t li’ me.